Contents

Credits
Dedication
Foreword
Introduction
Movie Go Round
Lingua Frankly
Do You Speak English?
A Dozen Drabbles
Gosh -- Haven't You Grown!
The Lesser Spotted Science Fiction Writer Part 6: Michael Moorcock
Funny Business
The Lesser Spotted Science Fiction Writer Part 7: Roger Zelazny
Cell Me A Phone
Science Fiction in Everyday Life
John Kilian Houston Brunner (1934–1995)
In the Beginning
It's Only Words
A Large number of Books
There's a Pigeon in the Hole
Bob Shaw (1931–1996)
Bah Humbug!
To Be Continued
Luxury! Luxury!
The Mixture As Before
Ratios
Laptop Land
Genre?
Microsoftie
Living in an SF Novel
Youthful Vices
Connections
New Things
Oh Frabjous Day
The Name of the Game
Break In
Real Hols
I Can't Lift up My Book
Moronicity
Cats
Food
Snot
Tower Blocks and Graffiti
Monomania
Where's the Tooth Fairy When She's Needed?
Tony
Bouncy
The Universe Hates Me
Diatribe on Language
Toilets
How do I Find the Time?
Fiji